Wednesday, July 16, 2014

An Important Program Note


As Ted Koppel used to say on HIS program, Nightline: "And now, an important program note."

Due to the way this blogging software places the latest post first, you may want to review Who Do You Belong To? and Tolstoy and Gandhi on Christianity & Other Random Bits of Thought before attempting to tackle Yes, the long awaited, WHO DO YOU BELONG TO, Part Deux.

And why? you ask. For context. Why Else? Just scroll on down and start reading up.

Happy reading. I'm on to working on Who Do You Belong To, Part Trois.


May the Peace of Christ be with you,
Scott, V.D.M ev



Yes, the Long Awaited WHO DO YOU BELONG TO? Part Deux


The other day I had a very spirited conversation with a Christian (claims to be a member of the United Church of Christ, which is interesting because I have yet to run into a UCC'er who actually believes in Christ.) friend of mine about Luke 6:30, give to whoever asks. Being somewhat wealthy, my friend starts talking about some disaster that happened in China and about being solicited for money by three, yes, count'em three different relief agencies but...yada, yada, yada and a blah, blah, bladee-da.

I said, "What are you even talking about?! How about one on one? You get panhandled; a grifter tries to hook you into a short con and you come back at me with some disaster in CHINA, for God's sake!?" Actually, by this point in the conversation I was speaking somewhat, um, loudly, I was gesticulating somewhat wildly and I am fairly certain my eyeballs were bulging. Just a bit.

"Look," I said, "you just proved my point! For a person to be different, they must think differently! Your thinking hasn't changed one bit, you're still thinking like a wealthy, liberal, worldly human being!"

"And how am I supposed to think?" my friend retorts.

"Well, how about thinking like God?"

My friend is speechless for a moment. I watch their wheels turn and then, "Oh, that's just crazy! (And if anyone knows crazy, it is my friend. They're a psychiatrist. Mine, actually.) How are we supposed to think like God?"

"Well, good question," says I. "I've been speaking English for going on 51 or 52 years but ask me to teach someone English and I don't have the faintest idea how. Hold a gun to my head (exceptionally hard to do for a wealthy liberal) and tell me to diagram a sentence and, hey, you may as well just go ahead and pull the trigger (even harder to do) 'cause I haven't diagrammed a sentence in 35 years or there about and I haven't the foggiest notion how."

But.

It really is simple. Once you figure out who you belong to, then you know how you are supposed to THINK then ACT or rather how to BE. (As in, to be or not to be that is the question...)

In the movie The Usual Suspects, Customs Agent Dave Kujan is sitting on the desk of Sgt. Jeff Rabin of the San Pedro Police Department, beside him but more facing Rabin's bulletin board, looking at it, behind Rabin.

Agent Kujan: Man, you're a slob.

Sgt. Rabin: Yeah, but it all has a system, Dave. It all makes sense when you look at it right. You gotta, like stand back from it, you know?

* * *  WARNING! SPOILER ALERT (well sort of) * * * 

And as Dave Kujan starts looking at the bulletin board, made by Quartet of Skoie, Illinois, he starts to put the pieces together. The bottom of his broken coffee cup (he dropped it on the floor when he started to realize what happened) is made by Kobayashi China. That's the final piece of an extremely difficult puzzle and HE is standing back and looking at the pieces differently. Oh, yes, Agent Kujan, you have been the stupid one. OH!!! He finally knows who Keyser Soze is! But, like Elvis, Keyser has left the building! "...And like that (puff) he's gone." Fade to Black. (Still gives me chills after the nth viewing.)

* * * End of Warning * * *

So figuring this out should be a no brainer. Right, Cubby?

If you step back. It's like one of those drawings where you see a frog but you're supposed to find a horse's head. Eventually, after reorienting your brain, you see the horse head. There are some people who can't see that horse's head if their life depended on it. They can't change the way they perceive a thing; the way they think. It ain't the eyeballs Cubby that are doing the image interpretation, it's your brain. Presented with one image but told to see another, they can't. Or, maybe, they won't.

The strangest thing: once you find the horse's head you immediately see the horse the next time you see the drawing (it's like you can't help it) and it takes a minute to see the frog!

The analogy is simple. It is easily adaptable to life in this world and life with your Lord, Jesus. Reorient your thinking, keep working at it and voila!

You start thinking like Jesus!

You start thinking like God! Ain't it a kick in the head, Cubby?!

When asked to think like this world you have to think longer to reorient your frame of reference. Dictionary.com defines Frame of Reference as:

"A structure of concepts, values, customs, views, etc., by means of which an individual or group perceives or evaluates data, communicates ideas, and regulates behavior..."

You've had a frame of reference since you were old enough to think. Since, if you were lucky, yo' mama told you not to do something or she would spank you. You took a few seconds to think it over and you decided to do it anyway. And, as promised, you got a whippin'. Then the next time, maybe you decided doing what you were told not to wasn't worth it.

Frame of Reference is how you interact with your environment based on past experience affecting how you see and deal with both the present and your perception of the future.

So how do you train your mind to think like God's? Why WOULD YOU WANT TO THINK LIKE GOD? A latent superiority complex? You're a surgeon and you need to get your God mojo on?

You want to think like God because it's what's commanded in Scripture. You know, by God, that God does not give us anything we can't do because we are all His ambassadors, His priests to represent Him to the world.

I have lost the attribution but a minister wrote, "Most of us have goals that revolve around what we want to accomplish rather than who we are, but God wants us to develop character. When we focus on being the person God wants us to be, then we will accomplish what He wants us to accomplish." (Think then Be. Have you got it yet?)

The focus has to shift because the end must fit what our LORD, our OWNER, wants to accomplish through us. And it's all right there in the pages of the New Testament augmented by the Holy Spirit within us.

Do you get it yet? Is it coming into view?

Who do you belong to?

New Question: What do they want of us? What does Jesus/God want of us, His slave, His child, His ambassador to humanity?

Have you dug down in your guts, in your heart? Do you know the answer?

Have you had a crystalline moment where you can see and understand? Isn't it like watching a full moon rise on a close horizon and it seems so large that you could reach out and touch the face of the moon?!

And when that moment of understanding comes and you realize the true meaning of the question...in that private moment where you know the true meaning and its significance, in the blinding epiphany that follows, do you not weep?! For the joy of it?

Do you feel the overwhelming desire to run to your owner, your master, to be wrapped in His loving arms. For the FIRST TIME in your life does the meaning of crying Abba, Father finally mean something that makes your eyes flood with tears and your heart feel like it will burst in your chest?

Is it not so overwhelming that you can hardly bear it?

It is the ecstasy of the unbearable lightness of being? (*)

Jesus said,

Come to Me, all you who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.
- Matthew 11:28-30

Perhaps this is a good stopping point meaning there will be a Part Trois.

I have to stop. I can hardly type for the tears and the tremors in my hands and the ache in my heart and no, 911 does not need to be called.. I am simply overwhelmed with joy - even though in a minute, two, ten, a half hour there may come along something that disturbs this unbearable feeling of freedom in slavery, of joy, the peace that passeth understanding! So, until Part Trois...


May the Peace of Christ be with you,
Scott, V.D.M. ev

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* The unbearable lightness of being. Send me an email if you're interested. It wasn't worth the 500 +/- words to explain.


Friday, July 11, 2014

Tolstoy and Gandhi on Christianity & Other Random Bits of Thought


While I labor to finish Who Do You Belong To? Part Deux, a small provocation from a couple of surprising sources:

First in the batting order is none other than Russian nobility, writer, philosopher, political thinker, etc., Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy, aka Tolstoy, author of War and Peace, the second most widely known book, behind the Bible, that no one has read.

In his book The Kingdom of God is Within You Tolstoy had this to say:

Another reason [Christ's doctrine is not understood] is the mistaken notion that it is impracticable, and ought to be replaced by the doctrine of love for humanity. But the principal reason, which is the source of all other mistaken ideas about it, is the notion that Christianity is a doctrine which can be accepted or rejected without any change of life.

Men who are used to the existing order of things, who like it and dread its being changed (See Machiavelli's 'The Prince' - sz), try to take the doctrine as a collection of revelations and rules which one can accept without their modifying one's life. While Christ's teaching is not only a doctrine which gives rules a man must follow, it unfolds a new meaning in life, and defines a whole world of human activity quite different from all that has preceded it and appropriate to the period on which man is entering.

- Leo Tolstoy
The Kingdom of God is Within You
Casell, 1894, (p.110)

Tolstoy highlighted, as Bonhoeffer would later do, the gap between Christianity as practiced versus how Christ's words are preached. Smart fellow.

To prove Count Tolstoy was a right-minded thinker, he allegedly had this to say of German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, famous for his statement, God is dead:

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

Of course God allegedly responded to Mr. Nietzsche's statement of His (God's) death with this, upon the passing of Mr. Nietzsche:

Nietzsche is dead.


And then there are these gems from Indian leader and Hindu Mohandas Mahatma Gandhi:


I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike their Master (another version of this quote says: Your Christians are so unlike your Christ).*

* Like Martin Luther's alleged last words before the Diet of Worms, "Here I stand, I can do no other. God help me. Amen," Gandhi's quote cannot be found in any authoritative source. But I have always taken comfort in Martin Luther's alleged quote, real or not. (I am invoking the Magic Fried Egg here.) So, just to be blunt about it, Gandhi's quote, specifically the version where he says that Christians are so unlike their Master, fits my "agenda" viz-a-vis Who Do Belong To. Oh, and allegedly Luther didn't say those stirring last words on the date of my confession, baptism and entrance into the eternal Kingdom, April 18th. So. Bite me?

But, keep reading.

I know of no one who has done more for humanity than Jesus. In fact, there is nothing wrong with Christianity...The trouble is with you Christians. You do not begin to live up to your own teachings.

- In conversation, attributed by James E. McEldowney


I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. The materialism of affluent Christian countries appears to contradict the claims of Jesus Christ that says it's not possible to worship both Mammon and God at the same time.**


- As quoted by William Rees-Mogg in The Times of London, April 4, 05

** The archivist of this quote cannot find an authoritative source of attribution to Gandhi past Mr. Rees-Mogg. Instead, the archivist believes the quote to be attributable to Bara Dada in The Christ of the Indian Road, NY, The Abingdon Press, 1925. (p. 114)

Regardless of attribution it still is an interesting outside view of Christ and Christianity. Speaking of which:


Gandhi and Lord Irwin, former Viceroy to India, were friends. On their return from the Round Table Conference at London, Lord Irwin paid a visit to the Mahatma in his ashram. During the conversation Lord Irwin put this question to his host: "Mahatma, as man to man, tell me what you consider to be the solution to the problems of your country and mine." Taking up a little book from the nearby lamp stand, Gandhi opened it the fifth chapter of Matthew and replied, "When your country and mine shall get together on the teachings laid down by Christ in this Sermon on the Mount, we shall have solved the problems of not only our countries but those of the whole world."

- Frank E. Eden, reporting what was related to him by a "friend who has traveled through India in the interest of mission work," in Treasury of the Christian Faith. Association Press, 1949. (p. 43)


What? You don't have a copy of The Bhagavad Gita (a Hindu holy scripture) laying around the house for ready reading? Hmm. Interesting. But, I do have the sayings of Lao Tzu, the founder of Taoism, by my bed. I also have a book written by a Taoist about what is Taoism/what Taoism is (?) from Winnie the Pooh's perspective (really) and I have yet to make it past the second chapter. I know...! I am a man of very little brain. (BUT. I also have at least 8 different Bibles of various cover material, translation and/or paraphrase, with varying degrees of my personal notes written on the pages, laying around the house for ready reading.)


But I digress.

Our final gem from the Mahatma is this, from Ethical Religion, Madras, S. Ganesan, 1922. (Chapter 6, p. 61):


A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.


Hmm. And where have we heard this before? Can you say, "Jesus"? Just a sampling, Matthew 12:34 (which I am certain you can readilly read, in context, either from your computer, your mobile, or the copy of the Bible you have lying around the house for said purpose).


You brood of vipers! How can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.


Now, the "brood of vipers" were the Pharisees. The guys who plotted, out of envy (one of my favorite sins, btw), with the secular Herodians and together with the Sanhedrin, to kill Jesus. So I think Jesus kinda hit the nail on the head in addressing them. But the "...out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks," addresses us.


So. Now can you see, or at least are beginning to see, if I have confused you in Who Do You Belong To, how it is important to know the answer to that question and consequently know how to think and become?

I think that's enough for now. You can likely get a copy of the Gita on Amazon but I would suggest getting a Bible first, just in case you don't have one. You can get a Bible for FREE for your mobile phone! Ooo-RAH!

My thanks to Brothers David "Moose" Moscrip and Keith Mackey for helping to kick start my spirit and brain, by being sounding boards and...well, brothers in Christ.


So until the next time, same Bat Space in the Blogosphere,

(I never, ever thought for a second that I would ever type the word blogosphere. Times change. Do you realize if the Gopher protocol - similar but not quite like the Web - had won out over the Web, we'd be in Gopher space? Yeah. Some times alternate time lines can be scary.)



May the peace of Christ be with you,
Scott, V.D.M. ev